Thing I accomplished on my summer vacation

1. Shooing a cow out of our field with a dish towel

2. Shooing 3 cows out of our field with a stick

3. Shooing one very stubborn cow by running toward it through the underbrush yelling"I want to eat you"

4. Swatting at a bat with a broom while encouraging it to fly outside the open window

5. Swatting at a bat with a broom while on the phone getting advice about how to remove a bat from your house

6. Swatting at a bat with a poorly constructed 'net' made from a Rayley's plastic sack and copper
wire

7. Swatting at aforementioned bat while two VERY excited orange boys help direct him toward the open window. Success!